Thursday, June 2, 2011

I'm keeping the dog

I’m keeping the dog!

I’m keeping the dog!

I exclaimed into the phone. I had just returned from my friends’ apartment to mine the day after we adopted a pair of Dalmatians. I was still in a state of shock, realizing the responsibility that I had signed up for. There were times when I considered returning the puppy to someone who could care for him properly, but the walk back to the apartment with my 10 week old little buddy changed all of that. He always attracted attention. See a puppy, especially a tiny Dalmatian whose spots haven’t fully come in yet, is a woman magnet. Turns out I couldn’t walk him anywhere without strangers coming up to him and by default me. During this particular trip through the apartment complex a woman stopped to say high, petting my little puppy with the white fur and floppy black ears, while making polite chit chat. Before I knew it she had asked me out. Thus leading to the excited, “I’m keeping the dog” being yelled to my friends.

In the following weeks I even volunteered to walk their puppy with mine, an activity to which my friends accused me of ‘fishing with two poles’.

While the date with the parking lot woman didn’t work out, it turns out that keeping the dog was an unexpected adventure that I’ve loved for the past 16 years.

Auckland Tekapo Steele, was his registered name, though everyone just knew him as Auckie, (aka Auckie-dog, Buddy, Auck and occasionally damn-dog). His name itself caused issues over the years. While he was named after the largest city in New Zealand, a country that had left quite an impression upon me six months earlier, most people didn’t quite catch his name on the first go around. One of the more memorable stories about his name confusion is when a little boy came up to pet him and asked his name. I said his name is Auckie, to which the boy very loudly said back in a questioning and startled tone, “You Named Your Dog Honkie?!?” to which numerous people turned around staring holes through me in disgust.

I would like to take this opportunity to apologize to the passengers of flt 6514 from Cincinnati to Pittsburgh in December of ‘97. See our initial flight from Dallas into Ohio was delayed. The first gate agent coached me to make sure I tell the gate agent for the next flight that I’m traveling with a dog. After racing through the terminals I was the last person to get on the plane. The crowd was getting restless due to the delay in departure. Right then I saw out of the portal a single luggage car quickly navigating through the falling snow towards our plane. The only thing on the cart was Auckie. After getting him loaded, the ‘maintenance issues’ were mysteriously corrected and the flight was cleared for departure.

The early years with Auckie were trying as his spotted A D D would kick in, leading to destructive activities that typically resulted in the couch being turned insight out or the vertical blinds from the patio door ending up in a twisted linguini pattern on the floor. The wallpaper wasn’t safe, neither was the carpet, dry wall, paper currency or potted plants. If you have some time, ask me about the night Auckie and his sister free-style decorated my friend’s apartment.


Auckie and I transitioned from our little apartment to our house in ‘98. It was there that we met Jill. It was our second or third date when Jill took the leash to walk him, trying to show me that they could play nice together. She wandered off the sidewalk (her only source of traction and leverage) down the slope toward the water. I had just started to say, “I wouldn’t do that” when Auckie accelerated from 5 to 80 mph, yanking her to the ground and pulling Jill in her khaki shorts down the grassy slope towards the ducks. His spotted cuteness and Disney persona masked the Underdog strength he possessed.

While living in the new house, Auckie mastered the art of stealth counter food acquisition. His notable successes included a full rib-eye steak (medium rare), a half a loaf of bread, two dozen cream puffs, multiple PB&J sandwiches right out of the girls’ hands, a sleeve of Girl Scout cookies (Tagalongs) and assorted other unknown foods whose wrappers ended up indistinguishable.

I have really liked that my two girls have grown up with Auckie. Nothing quite like a little one to quickly sum up a relationship. “Dad, Auckie sure likes to follow you around. He goes with you everywhere.” my Sarah said to me. From his early days as a puppy Auckie shot to fame as the star of many a Christmas letter, while earning the title of the world’s most laid back Dalmatian most other times. I was very pleased to hear that an old friend of mine carried one Christmas letter with him for a year, occasionally pulling it out and laughing at Auckie’s escapades.

Most recently, Auckie’s world was shaken when two new roommates showed up. It has been very interesting to see the ‘puppies’ defer to him, even now when they tower over him. For the most part Auckie just ignored the puppies and dealt with the changes to the family environment in stride. This picture captures the breaking of the ice between the generations.

One of the really good things about a dog is the consistency. They are always happy to see you, they are always excited to go for a walk and they think every meal is the equivalent of a great greasy cheeseburger, fries and a thick shake. For Auckie the sleeping arrangements were yet another happy dog habit. Each evening he would find his way to our bed room and come to my side, curling up in a ball on the floor – settling in with a heavy end of the day sigh. This reminds me of the Jimmy Stewart’s poem about his dog Beau. I hope you enjoy this video treat from years gone by: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUNJjIwlHk8

As time passed Auckie started to feel his age, especially over the past year. His keen hearing escaped him and he slowed down having trouble with his hips and legs, old age robbing him of his nimbleness and power. The simple act of jumping into his chair became a hit or miss proposition. Though while in his chair, he always accomplished his favorite activity of napping. In his dreams, ah, in his dreams he could still run like the wind.

This week Auckie couldn’t outrun time. He is now waiting at the rainbow bridge – jumping around, leaping for bubbles, chewing on rawhides and getting into a little trouble for chasing ducks right up to the edge of the pond, but no further since he is afraid of the water.

Yep, I’m keeping the dog!

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Peep Show Three

This is the third time that the spring tradition of Easter Peeps has made it’s way into Friday’s Note. The first time Peeps crossed this blog, it was giving the annual statistics of these pastel marshmallow animal treats. The second time was a showing of the yearly tradition of the Washington Post’s Peep diorama contest.

This year the Peep Show is a little closer to home. Jill’s Aunt has adopted us for the holiday get togethers and this Easter was another chance for the extended family to see each other. The typical activities were enhanced by a family Peep diorama throw down. Oh, it was on, especially with me having extra down time after my little surgical incident.

So with out further delay, here are some of the entries from the Family Peep contest.

The spin on church by Jen and Bill Hoelscher.


Notice the communion host is the size of the Peep priest head.














From Alex Steele, an interpretation of her dance class.

Notice Alex’s little sister looking in the back windows as the bunnies take ballet lessons.











little farm protest scene is presented by Ray Brett




Reminds me a little of the Eat Mur Chicken campaign










I like the exceptionally clean look of the iPeep store presented by Marni and Nolan Brett.

I think the only thing that makes this scene unrealistic is that there are not nearly enough customers.









The royal wedding was put together by Sarah and Darren Brett.


I think those are Mardi Gras beads decorating the carriage.
















Finally, here is the winning Peep Show entry by yours truly. Having that extra down time really helped when pulling together the Harry Potter Quiddich scene.

Even the golden snitch is a little ball of peep with hershey kiss foil wings. You can see it right in front of Harry on his broom with the Slytherin and the Gryffindor fans cheering from the stands in the background.




I hope you have enjoyed this year’s Peep show. The only unhappy person out of all of this was my daughter who wasn’t happy that she couldn’t eat the peeps due to the amount of handling, glue and random other things attached to the marshmallow treats.

Until next year, may your Peeps always be nice and stale before biting their ears off.

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Then you can.

This past weekend my daughter and the rest of the six member team competed in the regional Destination Imagination (DI) tournament. In short, the program is a way to challenge kids to think without boundaries.

The whole process starts each October as the Challenge options are released. After a quick review of the alternatives and ixnaying the mythology related one and the boy centric building challenge, the six member girl team settled on Challenge C – Triple Take Road Show.

Challenge C was fairly straightforward and presented the following detail requirements to the team.

1. Think up a traveling road show idea
2. Present the road show to three distinct imaginary audiences
3. Develop two travel methods used to get to the second and third presentations of the road show.
4. Have a technical spectacle as part of one of the road show performances.
5. Have the presentation run no longer than 8 min.

The rules for Destination Imagination are rather simple:

1. Everything must be kid driven. The adult coaches are just there to sheppard the process.

2. You are not allowed to use chemicals or explosive items

3. If the rules of the challenge don’t say you can’t, then you can.


So the team started the 5 month odyssey of thinking up ideas from scratch, a painfully slow process at the start. Bits and pieces started to come together, a transporter here, a sales idea there and pretty soon the girls had an outline of the road show.

Over the final two months the team put together every aspect of the play including writing the script and creating all props and backdrops. The team was very grateful for the week long snow outage (a first for Texas) that enabled the girls in walking distance of our house to come and work on the props and versions 2 and 3 of the backgrounds. The initial versions met a bad fate.

The morning of the tournament began with the ding of an incoming text. “Lauryn is sick, has been throwing up since 3am – she won’t make the Instant Challenge and may not make the Performance”. I kept looking for the second text message that would say, “Just kidding” but it never arrived. So the team, now down one, went into the Instant Challenge. After that I was quickly coaching Alex on an additional role in the play just in case Lauryn couldn’t make it. Then when talking with Lauryn’s mom, she said that "Lauryn was feeling a little better and didn’t know if I wanted her around the other girls since sh……….” at that I cut her off mid sentence and said, “Get her here! I’ll tell the other girls not to touch her! We need her!” And with that Lauryn was delivered to the team moments before the road show hit the stage.

To set the stage for the performance video you need to know the following:

The girls selected the following three imaginary audiences that they interact with; A family looking to buy a Christmas tree, a Pine Beetle family looking to buy a home and finally, Bigfoot watching an infomercial looking to buy a toothbrush. I’ll leave the travel methods between the scenes as a surprise.

The Performance Video (Triple Use Trees): http://www.flipshare.com/view.aspx?nRecipient=&nFrame=ODA1YTE2N2YtYWFjYy00Yzk1LThkNjctZjUzNGYwOTY4MTJi&nMedia=YTFjNTI1YWUtZWM3NC00OWZjLWE0OTQtNDJjYjZlMDRjZmFk&nT=

In addition to the main challenge performance in DI, the team separately has to work through a surprise ‘Instant Challenge’. The Instant Challenge is one where they don’t know what the challenge will be until they enter the room and are given 5 minutes to work together to solve the problem they have never seen before. The instant challenges crushed the team in prior years. This year was different, they worked beautifully together and creatively answered the spur of the moment challenge.

For all of their hard work and creativity the team was awarded 3rd place (out of the 15 teams in their flight). They were one spot out of going to the state tournament, but since half the team had a conflict for the state tournament weekend, they viewed getting 3rd place as the best possible outcome for the team.

So as we drove home with Alex and Natalie jabbering constantly in the back seat, basking in their success, I asked if it was worth all of the yelling I had tossed their way trying to get the team ready for the tournament? To which Natalie replied, “Oh yea – this (holding up her 3rd place medal) is so much better than sitting through the awards and not getting anything!”

While I don’t blanketly recommend it, sometimes giving kids the rule, “If it doesn’t say you can’t, then you can.” actually works.

Thursday, December 30, 2010

Give us those nice bright colors

You are too late, as of December 30th, 2010 Dwayne’s Photo in Parsons Kansas has stopped processing Kodachrome film. Go somewhere else you say? – impossible – Dwayne’s was the last photo shop on this big blue planet processing the iconic film more than worthy of it’s own song.

Develop it at home you say? – impossible – Kodachrome can’t be developed at home. Unlike other color films, the magic in Kodachrome is that the colors are added to the film at the time of processing. Kodachrome starts as black and white film, then through processing the color dyes are added to it, thus giving us those nice bright colors.

To get your fix of those deeply saturated colors, visit the The Kodacrhome Project: http://www.kodachromeproject.com/ or the Kodak Tribute to Kodachrome: http://www.kodak.com/global/en/professional/cpq/features/kodachrome.jhtml?pq-path=15415 (I love the snowman photo).

At Dwayne’s they have been receiving about 700 roles of undeveloped film in each week, mailed from all over the world. The lab only has enough of the Kodachrome chemicals to last through the close of this week.

The inspiration of this Friday’s Note came from Sunday Morning – a wonderful show of light news, art, nature, characters and good old fashion story telling that I’ve enjoyed since the Eighth grade. It’s just easier to enjoy now through the DVR.
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/12/26/sunday/main7185884.shtml

Kodachrome, lyrics by Paul Simon
When I think back
On all that crap I learned in High School
It’s a wonder
I can think at all
And through my lack of education
Hasn’t hurt me none
I can read the writing on the wall

Kodachrome
You give us those nice bright colors
You give us the greens of summers
Makes you think all the world's a sunny day, oh yeah!
I got a Nikon camera
I love to take a photograph
So Mama, don't take my Kodachrome away

If you took all the girls I knew
When I was single
And brought them all together for one night
I know they'd never match
My sweet imagination
And everything looks worse in black and white

Kodachrome
You give us those nice bright colors
You give us the greens of summers
Makes you think all the world's a sunny day, oh yeah!
I got a Nikon camera
I love to take a photograph
So Mama, don't take my Kodachrome away

Mama, don't take my Kodachrome away

Mama, don't take my Kodachrome away

Mama, don't take my Kodachrome away

Mama, don't take my Kodachrome
Mama, don't take my Kodachrome
Mama, don't take my Kodachrome (away)

Mama, don't take my Kodachrome
Mama, don't take my Kodachrome
Mama, don't take my Kodachrome (away)

Mama, don't take my Kodachrome
(Leave your boy so far from home)
Mama, don't take my Kodachrome (away)

Now we are just left with external harddrives full of nearly identical shots we have taken without regard to the conservation of snap shots that film provided to us.

Saturday, December 18, 2010

Your little friends are wrong

Eight-year-old Virginia O'Hanlon wrote a letter to the editor of New York's Sun, and the response was printed as an unsigned editorial Sept. 21, 1897. The beautifully crafted response of veteran newsman Francis Pharcellus Church has become history's most reprinted newspaper editorial.

"DEAR EDITOR: I am 8 years old. "Some of my little friends say there is no Santa Claus." Papa says, 'If you see it in THE SUN it's so.' "Please tell me the truth; is there a Santa Claus?" VIRGINIA O'HANLON."115 WEST NINETY-FIFTH STREET."

VIRGINIA, your little friends are wrong. They have been affected by the skepticism of a skeptical age. They do not believe except [what] they see. They think that nothing can be which is not comprehensible by their little minds. All minds, Virginia, whether they be men's or children's, are little. In this great universe of ours man is a mere insect, an ant, in his intellect, as compared with the boundless world about him, as measured by the intelligence capable of grasping the whole of truth and knowledge.

Yes, VIRGINIA, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no Santa Claus. It would be as dreary as if there were no VIRGINIAS. There would be no childlike faith then, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence. We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight. The eternal light with which childhood fills the world would be extinguished.

Not believe in Santa Claus! You might as well not believe in fairies! You might get your papa to hire men to watch in all the chimneys on Christmas Eve to catch Santa Claus, but even if they did not see Santa Claus coming down, what would that prove? Nobody sees Santa Claus, but that is no sign that there is no Santa Claus. The most real things in the world are those that neither children nor men can see. Did you ever see fairies dancing on the lawn? Of course not, but that's no proof that they are not there. Nobody can conceive or imagine all the wonders there are unseen and unseeable in the world.

You may tear apart the baby's rattle and see what makes the noise inside, but there is a veil covering the unseen world which not the strongest man, nor even the united strength of all the strongest men that ever lived, could tear apart. Only faith, fancy, poetry, love, romance, can push aside that curtain and view and picture the supernal beauty and glory beyond. Is it all real? Ah, VIRGINIA, in all this world there is nothing else real and abiding.

No Santa Claus! Thank God! he lives, and he lives forever. A thousand years from now, Virginia, nay, ten times ten thousand years from now, he will continue to make glad the heart of childhood.


My Christmas wish for you this year is that Santa is alive and well in your home, hearth and heart. Please enjoy the following to further enjoy the season.

http://www.portablenorthpole.tv/home

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20101215/ap_on_re_us/us_secret_santa

Thursday, December 2, 2010

First Friday

The traditional foundation that our Christmas holiday schedule has been built upon shifted this year. The first Friday of each December always meant a journey to downtown Dallas and volunteering for Christmas Parade.

It all started back in ’91 when Jill volunteered for the parade which benefits Children’s Medical Center. Jill worked as the Parade Central Coordinator (the Maureen O’Hara role in Miracle on 34th Street). Her service for all of those years is represented by the individual volunteer pins showcasing each year’s parade.



Fyi – if anyone happens to see a 2004 parade pin (the one shaped like a TV) laying on the streets of Dallas it’s mine. It fell off as I was helping an oversized character onto an old fire truck.
As we started to date, Jill recruited me and our friends to join this annual behind the scenes gang and so started our family tradition of working the character and celebrity coordination in the hectic, controlled chaos time at the staging of the parade.

So, after a couple decades of volunteer coordination the organizers decided to outsource our efforts to a professional service company. Hmmmm – I guess our track record of never missing a beat for a couple decades wasn’t strong enough.

As a driver – our job was to get the characters and celebrities and some celebrities who were characters from the staging area to the individual car or float they were to ride in. Sounds simple enough, but toss in a dozen or so marching bands, half dozen large helium balloons and their handlers and 80 or so vehicles spread across 3 or 4 parallel blocks and the task becomes one of interpretive navigation - Especially when the parade starts and the ‘delivery locations’ are now on the move as we transport our character cargo just-in-time. Mix in 300k people walking around trying to get to their spot to view the parade and the driving was challenging.




Here are some things that I learned during my time working Parade Central.

* If you wear red sweatpants, a white sweatshirt and a Santa hat many random people ask you questions.
* Workers at McDonald’s love it when a golf cart comes through the drive thru getting coffee and hot cocoa.
* Old guys in classic cars love showing off their vehicles.
* It is possible to fit 6 Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders and me into a single golf cart.
* The Adolphus elevator on the left side is the smallest, oddest elevator I've ever ridden.
* My friend Dave looks very pasty in December when sitting next to Miss America.
* There are many, many people who love volunteering to stage a parade in order to put a smile on a child.

As our family grew, our girls attended the parade with their Aunt and Grandmother as we continued to work the parade staging. Of course Jill would occasionally work in a private visit with key celebrities for the girls when possible. We even called on the big guy for a special visit.

One of my favorite stories was a few years back, while we were waiting for the madness to start. Batman was just hanging out with us when Doug pulled up in his golf cart and asked, ‘You want an ego boost?’, Batman jumped on the back of the cart and Doug raced through the side streets of Dallas with kids screaming for Batman everywhere he drove.

Part of the whole tradition was the maddening schedule that occurred the day before the parade including me hurrying from work and getting to the Adolphus Hotel (parade epicenter) the night before. I’ll certianly miss the door man at the Adolphus, a bear of a man in a top coat with the world’s biggest smile and a handshake that engulfs you. He simply knows me as ‘Jill’s Husband’. After getting settled in and taking the traditional Christmas card picture in front of the Adolphus tree, the girls and I would have dinner at the Rodeo Bar and Grill. They loved the fact they were allowed and even encouraged to toss peanut shells on the floor. Of course I had to instruct them that meant after opening the shells not before.

Our Parade Central gang would wrap up each year with our pilgrimage to Chuy’s to celebrate another successful year. A dozen or so folks all dressed in coordinating sweat suits chowing on TexMex always garnered interesting looks.

After all of my thinking of the parade and the traditions that have changed for us, I have found one benefit. My yearly, ‘what have I done with those red sweats and white sweatshirt’ search is over. No more last minute panic, tearing the house upside down, swearing that next year will be different – I’ll be organized next year. Nope, it’s this year that’s different.


It's silly but I believe, It’s silly but I believe, It’s silly but I believe ...

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Do you have 17 friends?

Wednesday night the Penguins came to town and we introduced our girls to hockey for the first time. Who knew that someone would forget to tell the Pens that they had a game. They managed to make a team who is only recognized by their immediate family members look like the ‘97/’98 Wings.

Oh well, the game did give me a chance to make use of the 300 zoom with vibration reduction. One of my favorite pictures is of Malkin during the warm up. I like it since it shows the stress on the hockey stick during a slap shot. Unfortunately, this warmup shot was the closest he would come to scoring.

Here is the game summary from the eyes of a 9 year old.

19:43 of the first period: Dad, why does the ref let them fight? That doesn’t make any sense.

14:42 of the second period: Dad, how many people can they fit in the penalty box? What happens if everyone goes in the box? Can they play one against one?

Sydney and friends serving 5 for fighting

15:00 of the second period: Is that Mr Dave’s 3rd beer?

17:30 of the second period: Dad, the guy behind us sure knows a lot of swear words.

4:40 of the third period: Dad, if the Pens score a goal every four minutes the game will be tied.

9:15 of the third period: Is that Mr. Dave’s 4th or 5th beer?

12:00 of the third period: Dad, they have to score a goal every two minutes to tie the game.

My next favorite picture came from the second Pen’s goal. I love the goalie sneaking a peek behind knowing the shot had gotten by him. Look close, you can see the puck just before it went into the net. A very lucky picture capturing that split second in time.

14:54 of the third period: Boy, Mr Dave sure likes beer.

16:00 of the third period: Dad, if the Pens score a goal a min they could tie it.

17:30 of the third period: Dad, the Pens should just hit and pound someone in a fight! (A hockey fan was born)

19:34 of the third period: Dad, they don’t stand a chance, do they?
It was a great day for Hockey - just someone forgot to tell the Pens that.